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jive   [jahyv]

noun, verb, jived, jiv⋅ing, adjective
1. swing music or early jazz.
2. the jargon associated with swing music and early jazz.
3. Slang. deceptive, exaggerated, or meaningless talk: Don't give me any of that jive!
–verb (used without object)
4. to play jive.
5. to dance to jive; jitterbug.
6. Slang. to engage in kidding, teasing, or exaggeration.
–verb (used with object)
7. Slang. to tease; fool; kid: Stop jiving me!
8. Slang. insincere, pretentious, or deceptive.
1920–25; orig. obscure; alleged to be an alter. of gibe, though the shift in sense and phonetic change are unexplained

Related forms:
jiver, noun

ass   [as]

1. a long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden.
2. any wild species of the genus Equus, as the onager.
3. a stupid, foolish, or stubborn person.
bef. 1000; ME asse, OE assa, prob. hypocoristic form based on OIr asan < L asinus; akin to Gk ónos ass

Related forms:
asslike, adjective

pres⋅i⋅dent   [prez-i-duhnt]

1. (often initial capital letter) the highest executive officer of a modern republic, as the Chief Executive of the United States.
2. an officer appointed or elected to preside over an organized body of persons.
3. the chief officer of a college, university, society, corporation, etc.
4. a person who presides.

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